Depression Recovery

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Home on the Web (sung to the tune of "Home on the Range") VERSE: Oh give me a site, where the links all work right, one that doesn’t take too long to load; where the text can be seen, on my 13-inch screen, one that offers a "no-Java" mode. REFRAIN: Home, home on the Web, on my 486 IBM. Please take pity on me, I’m still on Netscape 3 with a 14.4-speed modem! VERSE: Though your video files, give your pages some style, I can’t read them upon my PC; Massive graphics and sound, crash my system, I’ve found, so please put in some "alt" tags for me! REFRAIN: Home, home on the Web, on my 486 IBM Please take pity on me, I’m still on Netscape 3 with a 14.4-speed modem! VERSE: Please don’t ask me to "chat", with your favorite cat, I don’t have an IRC code. And don’t ask me to buy, games for Win 95, My PC is way too darn old! REFRAIN: Home, home on the Web on my 486 IBM Please take pity on me, I’m still on Netscape 3 with a 14.4-speed modem! — The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less!

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<SNIP> Had to save that one for my friends, nice one It seems we have a closet Weird Al in our midst. Ian.

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No Tigress, I’m not that talented  ;o) I got it from one of my e-mail buddies and liked it so much I had to share. BTW I’m pleased to say my trusted old 486 was binned last year! Hugs Kev — The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less!

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Kev, > This is lovely.  Did you write it? > tigress >Home on the Web (sung to the tune of "Home on the Range") >VERSE: >Oh give me a site, where the links all work right, >one that doesn’t take too long to load; >where the text can be seen, on my 13-inch screen, >one that offers a "no-Java" mode. >REFRAIN: >Home, home on the Web, on my 486 IBM. >Please take pity on me, I’m still on Netscape 3 >with a 14.4-speed modem! >VERSE: >Though your video files, give your pages some style, >I can’t read them upon my PC; >Massive graphics and sound, crash my system, I’ve found, >so please put in some "alt" tags for me! >REFRAIN: >Home, home on the Web, on my 486 IBM >Please take pity on me, I’m still on Netscape 3 >with a 14.4-speed modem! >VERSE: >Please don’t ask me to "chat", with your favorite cat, >I don’t have an IRC code. >And don’t ask me to buy, games for Win 95, >My PC is way too darn old! >REFRAIN: >Home, home on the Web on my 486 IBM >Please take pity on me, I’m still on Netscape 3 >with a 14.4-speed modem! >– >The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less! > — > For more information about this posting service, contact: > If you want an anonymous account, visit our sign-up page: > http://asarian-host.org/emailform.html

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